[Your First Time Should Be Special]: The thing about being a captain of a starship is that you forget how to break up with people; the starship is a gigantic, unmistakable clue that you're probably not sticking around.

For an ugly boy/you sure look
Cowboy Frankenstein

—Kristin Hersh

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disclaimer: It keeps me off the streets, I suppose. Also, as always, fiction, kids.

*that is to say: "Oh, the humanity"